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Episode:

Father's Bolelli Sunday School: The Bible according to Quentin Tarantino:

• Wrestling with God
• God cheats in the wrestling match (and still loses)

The "Rant of the Day":

• Rich's cat survived getting shot and attacked by pitbulls
• Gallows humor
• Daniele is a judgmental bastard
• Something that Duncan Trussell would proclaim while riding a pink unicorn, with a crown of flowers in his hair, and farting butterflies
• Gratitude as something to be practiced
• Focusing on the positive
• Elizabeth and gratitude

The "I Have A Dream" Corner:

• Breathing under water

The "Storytelling Moment":

• The Robin Hood of Jiujitsu
• Hacking grappling: leglocks. Check out my leglock instructional at: https://leglocks.vhx.tv

The "Iz Moment":

• Check out the Mike V Show
• I'd rather live in a house made of poop...
• You know why Hell is a bad place?
• Iz's first day of first grade

The "Ask Bolelli" Corner:

• Regrets? Upon further review, the story Daniele tells is too damn dark so we edited it out