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Episode:

Father's Bolelli Sunday School: The Bible according to Quentin Tarantino:

• Church would be cooler if James Brown was in charge
• Daniele hanging out in a church in Milan. Appreciating sacred spaces regardless of whether you agree with the theology or not
• Catholics and the five senses
• The horrendously dark side of the California missions
• Jephthah and his vow
• The angel was busy that day. No luck for Jephthah’s daughter
• Daniele's submission grappling match on YouTube

The "Rant of the Day":

• BIG ANNOUNCEMENT!!!! Daniele's Historical Podcast is coming soon!
• Gollum is mad at me
• The conversation with Godfather Dan Carlin
• The brutality of historical research
• Recording the first episode in my underwear while sweating like a savage
• The five orgasm song
• What some of the first episodes will be about
• I open the door, a rat runs in circles and dies at my feet. Clearly, an omen that it's going to be a great day!
• September 1? Emanuel Carnevale please save us all!

The "I Have A Dream" Corner:

• Antonin Scalia and gay porn

The "Storytelling Moment":

• Horatii and Curiatii
• Saddam with an ax vs. Bush with a sword on PPV
• Mucius Scaevola: why Romans conquered half of the world

The "Iz Moment":

• Iz's response to my four books
• You make me feel as special as I am
• Iz and her theological arguments in kindergarten
• If Conan the Barbarian was a god...

The "Ask Bolelli" Corner:

• Focusing only on one's own family and friends or trying to change the world? Turning ors into ands
• Police killings
• Racial profiling
• My racist landlady
• ComedyLOL podcast