Intro:

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• A lecture series about Taoism is in the works
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The "Iz Moment":

• Isabella seeing Rick Santorum on TV: "Dada, that man freaks me out"
• I missed a meeting with Kate Upton because of Isabella. That fuckin' kid owes me big time
• Boobs are proof that we live in a good universe. Nutella covered boobs are even better
• "I'll get my revenge"
• Tomatoes and squirrels (except that Daniele can't pronounce the word "squirrel")
• Why Iz wants a dog costume

The "Rant of the Day":

• Rich saved a child from an exploding grenade... maybe...
• Why conspiracy theories bug the hell out of me
• The fear that perhaps no one is in charge
• Big Brother is an inefficient dumbass
• "The Walking Dead" offers a therapeutic shortcut to Zen enlightenment
• Selling positive pregnancy tests on Craiglist

The "I Have A Dream" Corner:

• The Sforza Family coat of arms is badass, but it should be replaced with The Drunken Taoist logo
• Daniele becomes Duke of Milan, and performs a public service by climbing naked to the highest tower of the Castle, screaming at the sun and blessing the new day

The "Ask Bolelli" Corner:

• Jokes and good taste: exorcising horror through comedy vs. just being a dick
• MMA
• The ethics of sexually frustrated marijuana plants
• Dogma is dangerous no matter the source

The "Storytelling Moment":

• The man who wouldn't die