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Today's guest is NY Times best-selling author Christopher Ryan. Great mix of fun and insightful. I had a blast chatting with him. 

• Daniele's adventure at the Playboy Mansion
  
• "All the power to fake boobs. All the power to real boobs. All the power to any boobs." 
  
• Duncan Trussell is our viagra pusher 
  
• Introducing Christopher "Even Better Than Fabio" Ryan
  
• Chris hangs out with a black mormon in Alaska and ends up in jail for a week for stealing a Snickers bar. 
  
• If you plan on heading to jail, we strongly suggest you visit Fairbanks, Alaska
  
• Chris' job list: teaching English to pregnant Thai hookers, translating from Ebonics into English, teaching martial arts to land activists in Mexico, negotiating deals with Hasidic Jewish diamond dealers, etc.
  
• Chris saves a hot Puerto Rican lady from a monkey
  
• Scholars hate him--which makes me like him even more
  
• Jealousy is not a sign you care. It's a sign you are a possessive control freak
  
• 13 year-old Daniele and his dreams of a hooker/teacher. Hookers as "goddesses of mercy."
  
• Uncomfortable with their horn dog natures, too many people feel the need to justify sex through love
  
• Rule # 1 for taming an indigenous society: send missionaries to preach against free sex
  
• How to live in a society we are not genetically programmed for 
  
• Capitalism: eliminate freely available goods in order to sell you a poor imitation
  
• Sexual shame as a tool to control people 
  
• 40% of Western women rarely or never have orgasms! 
  
• Give Chris his own TV Show! "The scholars are going to scoff, but... fuck it!"