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Episode:

Father's Bolelli Sunday School: The Bible according to Quentin Tarantino:

• Geriatric sex
• The importance of faith
• Killing your kid because God commands it
• If you hear disembodied voices telling you to kill people, you may become a patriarch for Western religions

The "Rant of the Day":

• The sliding door that decided to no longer slide
• Public display of affection
• Women and Italian men
• Iz and overhugging?
• Thinking of George W. Bush to delay orgasms. Math: 237 x 3 -54

The "I Have A Dream" Corner:

• Coyotes howling under my window at 3 am
• Coyote stalking and hero dog
• Indian ladies handing a dollar to me

The "Storytelling Moment":

• Tsutomu Yamaguchi and the atomic bomb

The "Iz Moment":

• Kids, American laws, and drinking
• Perfect lie
• Holding on to a bad mood
• Kill your boss, steal their money and stay home with me
• Iz wants to hug Ronda Rousey
• Iz's right cross
• A sweet barbarian

The "Ask Bolelli" Corner:

• Quoting Tom Robbins about authenticity
• Mike V
• Bolelli and getting knocked out
• The hardest punch I ever took