Intro:

• Drunken Taoist t-shirts in the making!!!! Featuring Jamie Ludovise's design of a drunken Taoist making out with a hot, shapely woman while drinking wine and kicking an overaggressive bastard in the balls. We are taking pre-orders: http://www.danielebolelli.com/drunken-taoist-podcast-t-shirts-pre-order/
  
• Some gentle soul has created a new marijuana strain and named it The Drunken Taoist.
  
• The full vocal version of the Drunken Taoist theme is available here http://daisyhouse.bandcamp.com/ Their entire album will be available soon. 
  
• Good luck to Duane "Bang" Ludwig on his recovery! 
  
• Please check out our affiliate's audio books on http://www.audibletrial.com/thedrunkentaoist.
  

The "I Have a Dream" corner:

• Elmo haunts my dreams: from lullabies to threesomes. 
  

The "Rant of the Day":

• Fuck a Duck! The tale of rapist necrophiliac ducks
  
• "I am not impressed by your performance" I'm not GSP, goddammit! 
  
• My teaching career among "bureaucratic succubi eating babies' hearts" 
  
• My infamous open letter to academia 
  

The "Ask Bolelli" Corner:

• The Ninja approach to Graduate School.
• A follow up to our Danish gay penguins segment .

The "Storytelling Moment": 

• From the pages of the Holy Bible: Spilling Seed = Bad! Having Sex with Your Daughter in Law in Exchange for a Goat: No Problem.